What’s the worst thing to do when you’re on a cruise?
The answer is… a lot.
For a cruise, a lot of the worst things to do on a boat are things that we might otherwise not even think about on a daily basis.
But, there are plenty of ways to avoid them.
Here are 25 of the best things to avoid on a big cruise.
You’ll be the butt of everyone’s jokesWhen you’re onboard the ocean liner Carnival Triumph, your life is filled with many other people, so you can expect plenty of jokes.
One of those jokes you’ll likely hear before you get to your destination is that you’re too fat to be a captain, because you’re fat.
“We are the first line of defense against fatness,” says Carnival Cruise Lines.
“And we’re not going to let fatness, as the captain of a cruise ship, define us.”
And the fact that you can’t get a job because of it is only reinforced.
So, how do you keep yourself from getting a job in the first place?
That’s what we’ll tell you.
So how do we avoid being the butt?
Take this quiz.
You’re going to have to work hardTo get to the point where you want to go on a Cruise, you have to have a lot to live up to.
A lot of things to consider when it comes to getting to the next level are: Are you going to work for a cruise line?
If you’re going on a tour, is there any way to pay for it?
How do you feel about the food?
Do you feel that you deserve a vacation?
You’ll want to be able to work all these things out before you leave the boat.
The first day is going to be hardThe first day of your cruise will be tough.
You’ve got to make it through the day with your new life on your shoulders, so it’ll be worth the effort.
And it’s going to feel good to make sure you’re doing your best, so that you don’t get the dreaded cruise blues.
So here are some ideas to help you get through your first day: Have a big lunch.
Take some time to talk to the staff about what you need to do in the morning.